So many people so many assholes.

I’m smaller than life.

I always count to ten and then hit the sucker right in the face.

Don’t overreact. She is my best friend too.

Yeah I still find you attractive, on that photo from 10 years ago.

Save the world kill the people.

I’m not impressed.

Stop changing my age every year!

There are times…and I missed most of them.

I don’t really like sports, I’m only in for the doping.

Yeah, I dunno.

Don’t try this at my home.

If you looking for answers don’t look at me.

Human kind, you’re so damn dumb.

Aim for Hell if you don’t like boredom.

Sorry love, you can’t dump me. I’m already wasted.

Now try that naked.

Ok, I stop searching and rename your G-spot to Higgs-spot.