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Wish I was so simple I could enjoy life the easy way.

3 shots for a dollar. So who’re you gonna shoot?

‘Look, no hands!” said the baby fish to his mother.

I like to keep my evil and my private life separated.

I just found a millennium bug in my closet, so cute.

Like yourself or change but stop wining.

I’m not bad I just got a consciences malfunction.

I wanted to sell my soul to the Devil but he offered a lousy price.

I keep remembering the non-relevant things.

If I was a demon I wouldn’t be busy turning on lights.

After 5 days of hard work God bungled the 6th.

You can’t control me, I lost my remote.

All your banknote are belong to us.

The harder you shout the less I listen.

I love to do noting but I never manage to do it.

Let’s waste some time.

It’s silly to think we are smart.

Beer is in control.

Do I really have to say something now?

Why do people keep putting shit in my head?